The Hottest Girls of Web Hosting
Published: Jan 29, 2010
You’ve seen them in the GoDaddy commercials and you probably don’t understand what they have to do with web hosting but hey… They are hot and that seems to be enough for most. Most guys that is. Being the in-depth hosting guide (read hosting nerds) that we are, we’ve even taken the time to explore what proud faces the hosting providers use to promote their services.
As you will quickly become aware, one specific web host stands out a bit and judging by their representatives they could just as well be selling men's magazines as hosting packages. However, let's not waste any more space with words. I present to you the hottest girls of web hosting!
1. Danica Patrick
Ok, no surprises here. Danica Patrick is a must on this list! She's sexy, a great driver, charming, a GoDaddy girl and did we mention that she's sexy?! Danica, don't you ever dare to leave the world of web hosting!
2. Anna Rawson
This Australian golfer can sell me a GoDaddy hosting package any day of the week! Do you offer unlimted bandwidth, disk space, live support... C'mon, who cares! As long as you have Anna Rawson on your website I'm more than satisfied.
3. Candice Michelle
The next runner up is the beautiful Candice Michelle. This lady is a model, actress, pro wrestler and GoDaddy girl. Oh Candice, you can wrestle me any time.
4. Marina Orlova
Number four on our list is also a GoDaddy girl (surprise, surprise...). Marina Orlova is a Russian hottie that has been dubbed the sexiest philologist in the world as well as the sexiest geek in the world. Although we can't imagine the competition being superstrong, we are more than pleased with the outcome.
5. Amanda Beard
What's happening here?! Are all the other web hosting companies missing something? Sexy girls can sell even the most worthless and useless thing (not saying that hosting is any of these) in the world. Amanda Beard = Olympic winner and one of the hottest (GoDaddy) girls in the world. Not bad at all.
6. Claudia Verela
Claudia Verela must be one of the best things to come out of the Super Bowl. Don't get me wrong, football is great but I'd rather look at this gorgeous girl than a couple of guys fighting over a ball. I want GoDaddy commercials during each and every game of the season!
7. Tabitha Taylor
Plastic can be fantastic and Tabitha Taylor is living proof of this fact. Starring as R. Cornflako, in the same Super Bowl commercial as Miss Verela, Tabitha Taylor has her top ripped open. This ad got a lot of negative comments but I think that we all know that it was GREAT!
8. Mariela Arteaga
Mariela Arteaga is the third girl in this article who starred in - yes you should know it by now - the awesome GoDaddy Super Bowl commercial! This dark beauty is also the sole reason that I watched the otherwise crappy TV-series "Pussycat Dolls Presents: The Search for the Next Doll".
9. Valerie Thompson
Valerie Thompson is a hot GoDaddy chick that likes to go fast and that's a very good thing in our book. Not much more to say than that she's a hot mama jama...
10. The Mystery Girls
Wait, wait... What happened to all the bikini girls? Well - this is the difference between GoDaddy and all the other web hosts. Hosts such as FastDomain, JustHost and HostUpon have all decided to take a different approach to professionalism. So, are they more professional? Yes, probably so but I don't know if the men of the USA care too much about professionalism all the time.
Comments
sapphire
04:38, January 29, 2010
OMG, best list ever.
But I think some of these photos maybe NSFW. :-P
Andrew
05:34, January 29, 2010
Best article evah! Keep it up!
W
03:51, February 1, 2010
haha... love the article
Harry
09:00, February 1, 2010
Tabitha Taylor looks like a dude.
#3 and 6 are the only ones worthwhile.
Scott
02:10, March 2, 2010
Um, really? You really think Danica is hot? Everyone is entitled to their opinion I suppose. I would personally reorder this list though. I agree with Harry, #3 & 6 should be at the top, or rather on top lol!